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Table of Chick Action 
18th-Feb-2007 01:41 am
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In her wonderful list of Ten things to love about Croatoan, the insightful ignipes made the most valuable meta contribution I've seen in a while on themes in Supernatural:

The First Theme is "Sam And Dean Love Each Other Very Very Much So Much It Actually Kinda Of Makes Me Blush Because, Wow, They're Close." But the other theme is "Big Boys Get Beat Up By Pretty Girls A Lot."

I offer the following Table of Chick Fighting as evidence supporting this theory. It includes acts of direct physical violence by pretty girls against a Winchester. Of course we could have a long discussion about defining gender. But who wants that. Okay, if you insist.

Is the demon who has possessed Meg and Sam female? While YED refers to her as his 'daughter', when Dean refers to her as Meg, ze responds 'and now I'm Sam'. As human sexuality is more complex than male and female I would think demon sexuality is too. I think the terms father, family, daughter and son are signifiers of relationships rather than classifications of actual gender. For the purposes of this exercise i have classified the demon as female in both her Meg and Sam formsas that is how ze is perceived by Sam and Dean.

Also the Wendigo. Ze is called a bitch by Dean. And also a bastard. We do know the Wendigo was human orginally. I chucked this one in just coz , hey she's pretty in her own way.

Ep. When Which Chick What? Who
1.01 Pilot Woman in White tries to seduce/attack Sam Sam
1.02 Wendigo Wendigo capture, bondage, prepared for dinner Dean
1.05 Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Tries to kill boys thru eye bleeding Dean and Sam
1.06 Skin Shapeshifter Beccy Head bash Sam
1.13 Route 666 Cassie Heart breaker Dean
1.15 The Benders Missy Bender Knife Attack Dean
1.16 Shadow Demon!Meg Attack, bondage and lap dance Sam, Dean
1.19 Provenance Melanie Merchant Attack with furniture Sam
1.20 Dead Man’s Blood Vampire Kate Vampire tongue violation Dean
Vampire Kate Punch John
1.22 Devil’s Trap Meg Throwing into wall Dean
2.01 In My Time of Dying Reaper Throwing into wall Dean
2.02 Everybody Loves a Clown Jo Nose punching Dean
2.04 Children shouldn’t Play with Dead Things Angela Zombie Tackling causing wrist breakage Sam
2.08 Crossroad Blues Busty Crossroads Demon Demon tongue violation offence Dean
2.09 Croatoan Mrs Tanner Tries to attack Sam
Nuse thingy Scalpel attack Sam
2.12 Night Shifter Shifter!Sheri Beating Dean
2.14 Born Under a Bad Sign Meg!Demon possesses Sam, shoots and beats up Dean Sam and Dean
2.15 Tall Tales Trickster's hot chicks Girl tag team fighting Dean
2.17 Heart Madison Dean whumpage and she certainly gives Sammy a good working over (some heart breakage also) Dean and Sam
2.19 Folsom Prison Blues Spirit of Nurse Glockner Supernatural slamming and literal heart breakage Dean
2.21 All Hell Breaks Loose Part One Ava Mockery, taunting and demon summoning Sam

17th-Feb-2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
*squeals like a (badass) girl* Excellent.

I especially like the inclusion of Demon!Meg's lap dance and Cassie's heart breaking.
17th-Feb-2007 03:17 pm (UTC)
The chicks are really kicking some Winchester ass. Although of course most of them lose in the end :(
17th-Feb-2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
HAHA that table is hilarious. I am one of the few who liked Demon!Meg. I thought she was badass.
18th-Feb-2007 02:10 am (UTC)
I couldve done with more Meg too. She was a greta adversary - sexy, sassy and evil.
17th-Feb-2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
Lovely table! You always organize your meta-y things in such interesting visual ways! Could you ever count ego-bruising by Andrea in Dead-in-the-Water? Or maybe that's too much of a stretch.
18th-Feb-2007 02:12 am (UTC)
Thanks. Yes there should be a v.2 of the table which includes ego bruising etc. And the wonderful black_samvara gave me a great template so it looks like I know how to code a table!
17th-Feb-2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
You rock like a rocky thing. *points at Croatoan* Nurse thingy, lol.
18th-Feb-2007 02:13 am (UTC)
facepalm. I actually meant to fix that. It was Pam. but i did most of the table from meory and then checked a few things at Super-Wiki.
18th-Feb-2007 02:33 am (UTC)
I like Nurse thingy better. She was ev0l.
17th-Feb-2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
18th-Feb-2007 02:14 am (UTC)
I loved Dean being beaten up by the lingerie chicks this week!
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19th-Feb-2007 06:38 am (UTC)
18th-Feb-2007 08:33 pm (UTC)
This rocks somethin' special. Also, Demon tongue violation offence made me think of a ref wearing a gold jersey blowing a whistle and giving the ball the other team. YAY FOR SPORTS INVADING MY HEAD. It also made me giggle, so thats all good.
19th-Feb-2007 06:39 am (UTC)
Thanks! I love the thought of a ref yellow carding the demon!
18th-Feb-2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
This subject amuses me greatly, like, whoa, because well, they doi get their asses handed to them by a pretty girl on a regular basis. So yeah, I do laugh my lungs out whenever I come across one of this scenes. Its also interesting, that while spn cannot write a propper female character (Ellen left aside, but still I'm reticent about her too), they do know how make 'em kick ass! and that kinda rocks.
19th-Feb-2007 06:41 am (UTC)
Yes, altho of course most of the supernatural girls end up getting beaten!
18th-Feb-2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
Oh bte, I'm so pimping this!
Hope you don't mind
19th-Feb-2007 06:40 am (UTC)
Certainly not, I'm flattered, thank you.
20th-Jun-2007 03:55 am (UTC)

I LOVE the way you've listed Demon!Meg's special attack skillz.
20th-Jun-2007 04:13 am (UTC)
Thank You!

20th-Jun-2007 09:24 am (UTC)
Thank You for this!
Your descriptions are a delight in themselves, and Meg... *adores*
No matter what body she wears, she's awesome.

Hopefully we'll 'see' her in the future, played by a talented enough person to relay the character traits present when Nicki Aycox and Jared both were 'wearing' her...
20th-Jun-2007 12:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks and I soo hope Meg!Demon reappears too!
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