Warnings: dub-con fangirling, boobs, dolphins, yaks, Surprise!JDM, crabs, brain prolapse
Summary: I suck at summaries LOL. This is the twenty top things that happened to me at Wincon. That I remember. Please see other people’s reports for coherence.
1. ethrosdemon and coiledsoul and all the Con Committee can have my first porn tentacle assbaby. An incredible job done that increased the world joy quotient and didn’t result in anyone getting arrested. Most people there would have no idea of the enormous effort they have put in over the last year to make this happen.
2. Wincon officially declared open on Wednesday night as tjournal and brynwulf arrive. There is the consumption of margaritas talk of tentacle porn and why I should move to New Jersey. JDM makes first of many surprise appearances.
3. Off to Baltimore Aquarium with regala_electra, [Bad username: ignited>, <lj user=] andelrina753. Sea creatures of said aquarium possibly traumatized for life. Went to the Total Immersion Experience which involved dolphin bukkake and whale watersports as we were sprayed with various substances. Also learnt that Australia is either ON FIRE or FLOODED all year and has DEADLY KILLER CREATURES CRIKEY. Also enacting of Aquarium Fandom Wank, and Castiel the Angelfish ("I gripped you tight, and raised you from perfishion!")
4. Watched Monster Movie with fangirls of awesome. Our Show? Fucking brilliant. Also – Jensen has knees..
5. Hilton now infected with swarm of fangirls. Alongside the "Winchester Writers Convention" was a Park Ranger conference, the NAACP and a WWII vets outing. People intrigued as to what all these women of varying ages and nationalities who wandered around giggling in their pajamas carrying laptops were doing. One person noted that we didn't have any 'gentleman companions', another asked maygra if we were with an aluminum convention.
6. Dress code was tinhats for the RPS panel, which I modded. Winner of the Fashion parade was scary_lullabies, whose creation featured a veil for catching those emo tears of man pain.
7. JDM pops into say "Hello boys!"
8. Vid show showcases awesome talent. Will link to playlist when its up.
9. The Rigid One (gekizestu), The Pure One (deirdre_c, and the Flaming One (me) complete with BLACK WINGS make grand entrance to Karaoke party. Also appearaing where Michale Jackson (lj "user="cathybites">, Cartman (lj user="drvsilla"> and Frankenfurter (lj user="regala_electra">). the_ellcrys did a great job in a photographic documentation of fangirl boobs and perky nipples. velithya and I really wanted to do the Australian National Anthem (Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel) but settled for Down Under by Men at Work with great support from coiledsoul and gekizestu.
10. Spent Saturday morning with the evil crack cabal aka : deirdre_c, rivers_bend, [Bad username: gray_light"],[Bad username: gekizetsu"] drvsilla penning our badfic "Brothers on a hotel bed, no really".
11. Made an anal prolapse sockpuppet in the craft session. Sockpuppet Theatre degenerated into a porn version of Plastic Winchester Theatre featuring Chad the Yak.
12. Wincon Badfic Idol FTW! Contributions featured both winged and tentacled assbabies, haiku, epic poems, Dean's detachable cock and TOM WELLING. Also took place next to a wedding reception, and random people wandered into our room just as I was reading phrases like "slick rigid cock' and 'man period' . No this is not the reception you are looking for!
13. Saturday night went to dinner to smash crabs WITH BAN HAMMERS in honor of tenaciousmetoo's birthday with girlguidejones and her everpresent companion Rob the Zombie, itsthedetails,maygra,[Bad username: <"gray_light"],linda3m,deirdre_c,brynwulf and gekizetsu (god did I forget someone???)
14. By this time we had well and truly taken over the bunny ranch aka BWI Hilton. Spent till early hours wandering from party to party. Start punk band called "Flaming Koalas", plan awesome crack Big Bangs, plot future Fangirl Island COmpund where we will all live. Still meeting people haven’t seen all weekend.
15. Surprise hot JDM! With side order of notsurprisingly hot Jared pics appear on laptops around the world.
16. I love Wincon Sundays which are a hug marathon as people started leaving. Also a chance to have actual conversations with people as we lounged exhausted around the place. And drink. Moar.
17. Shout out to the international contingent at Wincon: velithya and me from Oz, chicky_oops from Denmark, kroki_refur from Glasgow, lazy_daze from England, and estei from Canada. Were there anymore?
18. Ended feeling quite overwhelmed and amazed at the awesomeness of our fandom. Had so many other moments individually with people that aren’t for public sharing but were so special. And I haven’t mentioned here half the people I had fun with this weekend. Main problem with Wincon is that it needs to go for a week.
19. Am now in NYC, looking forward to catching up with fangirls for Wincon After Parties.
20. See you at Wincon 09!